The Age of Hobo
Part Deux:
Phase II (The Quickening)








One of the the things I was trying to shed light on earlier was my insatiable desire to destroy all of civilization. Why? I will tell you why. Mankind, on its most basic level, is nothing more than a shell of its former greatness. As our systems of social equilibrium become stronger, the natural forces of nature are no longer able to affect the population in to any significant degree. As the timeline progresses, inferior genetic traits will actually be proliferated. Ultimately, we will be adrift in a seemingly endless sea of morons of the highest magnitude.
The only saving grace to this scenario is that the few intellectual elite that remain will find themselves in a position of unimaginable power. I intend to see to it that I will be among these elites. However, I will take advantage of their trust. However, the unwashed masses are not the only ones who I shall bring ruin upon. I shall rain terror down upon the elites who enabled civilization to become so "handicapped" as well.
I will include a few more points here in my ongoing manifesto:


-The Population wants some form of financial assistance for low income families. You will promise to provide it to them. You will make a national television and radio broadcasts announcing that you will provide low-interest loans. In a very short time, the masses will gather at the regional government offices. When the buildings and streets are saturated at what seems to be maximum capacity, you will turn on all Public alert loudspeakers and broadcast them throughout the cities. Your announcement shall be that any and all loan applications shall be rejected, and that you are discontinuing all forms of social well fare for the present and foreseeable future. Riots will ensue. You will take advantage of the chaos.


-The Population wants some form of guarantee that the federal government will protect them in times of national crisis. You shall open up all previously restricted flood zones for resettlement. You will create an abundance of low rent housing in these zones, and you shall also provide comprehensive flood insurance for all other questionable zones. When the flood inevitably strikes, the people will turn to your government for assistance. You will do nothing. You will claim that no assistance shall be provided due budget shortfalls, and that no government action will be possible because of the inability of the legislature to agree upon government spending projections. You will maintain this position for the duration of the crisis. You will anticipate the soon to come public outcry. You will blame it on the legislature. You will do this to further your own dark agenda.


-The Population demands some form of social Justice. You will give it to them. Your first act shall be to raise the tax rate on all social classes to 98% You will continue this financial blood-letting for quite some time. Whenever your government has accumulated enough wealth, you will begin construction of a public works project of unforeseen proportions. You will build a structure from stone, iron, wood, and any other crucial building resource that you can think of. It shall have a base of ten thousand feet by ten thousand feet, and it shall be ten thousand feet high. Upon this massive monument, you shall inscribe the names of every man, woman and child on the planet in very large font. For every name, there shall be a caption that says, "so and so was special because he/she was smart and nice" There will be an inevitable public outcry. When the public demand as to why you have wasted not only all tax payer dollars, but all resources, you shall have a rebuttal. It shall be, "Well, you asked for it."

There are just a few points of my ongoing manifesto. Please let me know of any other good ideas.